Fantasy gifts for Christmas
By Karla Pincott · 10 Oct 2012
Stumped about what to buy this Christmas for your person who has everything? There’s always some inspiration in the annual Neiman Marcus catalogue – the high-end US department store’s gift list for the incredibly well-heeled and insanely over-indulged.The star each of each year’s catalogue is always the car, and this one is sure to win the giver a smooch under the mistletoe – at the very least – after the wrapping paper is torn off to reveal the Neiman Marcus Edition McLaren 12C Spider.It will be one of just 12 built for Neiman Marcus featuring special finishes, wheels, upholstery – and a matching luggage set ready for the trip to McLaren Technology Centre in the UK for a private VIP dinner with the elite carmaker’s boss, Ron Dennis.Listed at US$354,000 ($364,000 here in straight conversion, but would add wads more in import and tax duties), the Neiman Marcus McLaren is likely to sell out swiftly when orders open on October 24. Previous Christmas edition cars have sold out within hours, last year’s 10 Ferrari FFs sold out in 50 minutes, and the 100 Camaro Convertibles in the 2010 catalogue were gone in just three minutes. Think even all the limited-edition trim isn’t enough on the McLaren? For an extra US$150,000 ($147,00) you can dive back into the catalogue and add the Bulleit Woody Tailgate Trailer – an upmarket bar on wheels.You’ll have to talk to Ron Dennis about adding a towball to haul it along. But he’s bound to agree once he sees the Woody’s fit-out of fine leather and wood -- the latter sourced from Bulleit Bourbon casks – sparkling glassware, state-of-the-art home theatre, and year’s supply of bourbon and rye. Just remember: don’t drink and tow.Or you might want to see if the McLaren can take a roof rack for you to carry the $90,000 Pinel & Pinel arcade trunk, with its F1 racing seats and Thrustmaster T500 RS Force Wheel to compete in a selection of PlayStation®3 games – or ramp up the karaoke action with the 1800-watt sound system and SingStar microphones.If wheels are not your thing, unleash your loved one’s inner James Bond and let them get away from the peak hour snarls with a Jetlev R2000 water-propelled jetpack. Put it under the tree for just under $100,000 – a lev-away price that includes helmet radios, boat unit and certification training and safety course. It also comes with a remote throttle control transmitter, which raises the dangerously tempting prospect of perhaps being able to put the wearer through some barrel rolls and spins while you stay dry and snug on shore.Looking for more of a stay-at-home gift? For around $250,000 there’s a one-off private dinner for 10, prepared in your own kitchen by four of the world’s top chefs -- Daniel Boulud, Thomas Keller, Jerome Bocuse, and Richard Rosendale. Accompanying them is the world's first female Maestra Tequilera, Bertha Gonzalez, to kick-start your party atmosphere with a tequila tasting.If you want to ensure the chefs have the freshest ingredients to work with, you could offer to let them raid your $100,000 Heritage Hen Mini Farm. Inspired by the Palace of Versailles, the top-roost hen house features everything a chook could want, nesting area, roosting room – and chandelier. Or for just over $1 million, you can declare your love with jewellery. This year’s ‘his and hers’ gift is a one-off pair of Poetic Wish watches from Van Cleef & Arpels, plus a trip to their Paris boutique and watchmaking workshop. Art lovers aren’t forgotten, with the catalogue featuring the $70,000 ‘Snowy Owl’ video portrait by Robert Wilson, who specialises in featuring video subjects in very static poses with just the occasional blink or slight movement to betray life. Rather like many of our politicians, but much more affordable. But you can also become part of the creative gift, if you’ve got $30,000 to shell out for a walk-on part in the enduring musical Annie “to help the adorably good-natured orphan and her canine companion teach the world that perseverance and unwavering hope can change lives”.It’s the most affordable of this year’s Neiman Marcus fantasy gifts, but still far out of reach of the Carsguide budget, even if we did enjoy nauseating saccharine sung by ginger moppets. However the Annie gift sparked some from two members of the household -- but each of those aspiring cast members has four paws. And even then, one said he’d want to speak to his agent first.Each of the gifts includes a donation from Neiman Marcus for a range of very worthy causes, so you can get the double glow of doing good and knowing that 'tis better to give than receive. Unless it's that McLaren, which we would keep.