BMW 2 Series vs Tesla Model S

What's the difference?

It may be expensive for a small coupe. And EVs have reframed performance standards to the detriment of most internal combustion engine sports cars like this – at least for acceleration times. But the M240i xDrive Coupe is far more than just about numbers, imbuing the soul and spirit of what makes this brand’s vehicles so enjoyable and memorable to drive.

A unique and most-welcome survivor today, the MY25 makeover takes all that, and improves the interior, to be at the heart of what BMW has traditionally done best (styling aside). We found parting with it at the end of our term very difficult.

I spoke to a friend who bought a Model S before one had even hit the ground here in Australia. He chuckled when I told him how much this car cost but then said something I'd already suspected. "My mates who own a P100D would never drop that kind of money on a normal car. Buying a Tesla is like buying shares in the company, you're buying into the future."

And that's kind of the point. A $300,000 Audi RS7 (fully-loaded, obviously) is a bit slower in a straight line, looks just as good, is extremely well-built and emits noises that make people like me go as weak at the knees (just as the Model S' acceleration does). And would probably win a 10 lap race with the Tesla around Mount Panorama.

The Tesla is the future of cars. It may still be decades before the internal combustion engine is gone, but Tesla buyers are getting the jump, and today the Model S is the best car in which to make that leap.

BMW has iconic form when it comes to coupe, err, form.

Consider the timeless E9 Coupe of 1968, its elegant E24 6 Series successor of 1976 and the chiselled E31 8 Series of 1990.

Even the sinewy E82 1 Series Coupe of 2007 still resonates.

But, despite boasting long-nose/short-tail proportions, today’s G42 looks awkward from some angles, like a Lego version of the preceding F22 of 2014, complete with cartoonishly aggressive detailing that don’t sit happily on the car.

Not Munich’s finest moment. Still, as one of the last surviving small coupes, we’re still very glad it exists. And, in a rare case of more being more, this M240i’s body kit disguises some of the heavy-handedness.

So, what’s new here? Barely earning the facelift tag outside, the MY25 2 Series Coupe gains extra colours, restyled alloys and revised exterior trim, with more body paint in the lower parts and rear apron, as well as high-gloss black for the M240i’s mirror caps.

Inside, the modifications are more profound, updating to BMW’s 'Operating System 8.5', offering improved functionality and all housed within a fetching, single-piece rectangular display screen that also takes in the instrumentation.

Along with a flat-bottomed steering wheel, redesigned air vent knobs, fewer buttons, revised trim and different ambient lighting, they refresh what was a dated-looking cabin.

The Model S is definitely the looker of the three Tesla models on sale (the Model 3 might be some way from release, but you can reserve one and it's... weird-looking). With a slinky, Jaguar XF/Audi A7 roofline and low-slung stance, it looks the business. Like the X, the detailing of the car's surfacing and panel gaps aren't where other $200,000+ cars are, but it has improved a lot over the last couple of years.

The cabin has improved even more than the exterior.

The styling is quite sparse, really. Teslas look like computer renders in real life, especially in white, with little in the way of jewellery or detailed design elements. And that's probably the idea. It's a cleaner design than when first launched, with a simpler, flatter snout that brings out the headlights better.

The cabin has improved even more than the exterior. It's still the same minimalist design, but it fits together much more tightly than it used to. The 17.0-inch portrait screen is still there in its central but skewed-to-the-driver position and is now up to version 8. It's an impressive interface, covering off the vast majority of functions in the car, and is mostly easy to use. The responsiveness is key to its usability. If it was underpowered, you'd quickly start demanding real buttons.

You could be forgiven for thinking you’ve stepped into a mid-sized rather than small coupe, with today’s G42 being larger in every area except wheelbase than an E46 3 Series Coupe of about 25 years ago.

Length, width, height and wheelbase dimensions are 4548mm, 1838mm, 1404mm and 2741mm, respectively, which make for a surprisingly easy-to-access and spacious cabin – at least for adults up front.

In fact, if nobody is sat behind, even a 200cm-plus individual can stretch out. German cars are great at accommodating the 99-percentile people. And head room’s not bad either, even with the standard sunroof.

BMW’s are about driving, so no shocks to learn that the M240i’s driving position is first class. Sat low and snug, this is a suitably sporty yet incredibly comfortable and high-quality environment, aided by nicely bolstered M Sport seats, a lovely steering wheel and a beautifully presented dashboard. Everything fits like a glove.

If the notion of reducing the number of buttons in the newly-extended electronic interface raises red flags (how many times have we moaned about this in most software-based Chinese vehicles?), rest assured: the M240i’s ergonomics are spot-on.

There are still plenty of switches alongside the iDrive controller and gearshifter for all major vehicle functions, Porsche-style, as well as big old physical buttons for the (soaring) audio, to back up the screen shortcuts for more-detailed functions. It only takes a few moments to learn how easy and intuitive the whole set-up is. BMW leads the way here.

Crisp, clear and colourful digital graphics almost make up for the fact that the gorgeous old analogue dials of old are extinct. Instead, the company serves up unremarkable angular instrument displays and electronic readouts. Very comprehensive and informative, they do the job, but are utterly bereft of character or style. It’s as if Munich’s designers have forgotten how to make things look pretty nowadays. Hang on, do we see a pattern emerging here?

More solid Teutonic sensibility – this time far-more artfully served up – can be found in the excellent ventilation system, ample console-sited storage and pleasingly deep door pockets, highlighting how easy the M240i is to live with.

Crash regulations demand central posts, so no pillarless sides unfortunately in this modern coupe, but frameless door glass is nice (and assists in entry/egress when retracted), enhancing that sporty sensation.

The flipside is poor side and rear vision for the driver, but – frankly – it is otherwise difficult to fault the M240i’s interior layout and presentation.

Even the back-seat area tries hard.

The seats whirr forward and back (slowly) to increase/decrease the narrow aperture as required (using a shoulder-height lever within easy reach), though you’ll need to be pretty flexible accessing the two-person buckets that await. Once ensconced there, there’s sufficient space, padding and support for most folk of up to about 180cm to travel in reasonable comfort, as long as the front-seat occupants aren’t in maximum chaise longue mode and journeys aren’t too long. The quite-upright backrest angle can’t be adjusted.

Just ensure the climate control is on. Things can become pretty stuffy, quickly. And be thankful for the air vents, extended glass area, middle armrest with cupholders and reading lights.

Further back, there is a large-ish, 390-litre boot with a low, wide and flat floor, that can be extended by tugging on a handle to drop the 40/20/40 split/fold backrests as required.

The usual tie-down hooks, lighting and power outlets are present, but you’ll search in vain for a space-saver wheel. Just the dreaded 'tyre mobility kit' that – once deployed – will likely ruin your tyre and cost hundreds to replace. No thanks.

A gashed tyre. No phone coverage. What a way to ruin a great drive day out on your favourite rural roads and in such an immensely enjoyable car. Australia demands a spare tyre.

The Model S is a rare car in this class in that it has an almost completely flat floor, meaning rear seat passengers don't have to negotiate a transmission tunnel. The two motors run physically independently of each other so there's no crankshaft to get in the way.

The floor is thicker than a normal car, it's like a big skateboard underneath. That means your knees are up higher, which might cause numb bum on a long trip. The rear seats are comfortable enough, but middle seat occupants might feel like the outboard passengers are falling into them.

With all that torque, when you do load it up, the extra kilos barely make a dent on the performance.

The view out isn't too bad given the rising window line, and if you've got the big two piece sunroof (without cover, irritatingly... ), it's quite airy out back. And hot (with the sunroof), but you do get rear air-con vents.

The boot is an eminently sensible 744 litres with the seats up and 1795 with the seats down, although the floor doesn't fold flat. While it's a big boot, it's relatively shallow so your suitcases go in on their sides. Up in the front boot (or froot) there's another 150 litres, so you can pack a lot in to the Model S. And with all that torque, when you do load it up, the extra kilos barely make a dent on the performance.

Tesla is basically a technology company - well, a battery company - that makes cars, so the features and options reflect that. It's a gadget-laden five-door hatch powered exclusively by electricity and seemingly full of things that will drain the batteries quickly.

If you view the car's price purely through its standard features list and the cost of options, you're missing the point. If it had a 3.0-litre turbo six, there's no way you'd pay this kind of money for the Model S. But it doesn't have that, it has a bleeding edge battery pack and propulsion system.

The Model S can be had for as little as $118,652 for the 60 offering 400km range, rear-wheel drive, and 5.8s 0-100km/h (but move quickly, Tesla has just axed this model), or as much as this P100D which starts at $250,582.

Standard are a seven-speaker stereo, leather-like trim, 19-inch alloys, reversing camera, 17.0-inch touchscreen, keyless entry and start, forward collision warning, digital dashboard, electric front seats, sat nav, auto LED headlights, auto wipers, internet connectivity via included SIM card, power mirrors and windows and air suspension.

Our P100D came with 21-inch grey 'Turbine' wheels ($6800), panoramic roof ($2300) multi-coat pearl paint (white, $2300) and carbon-fibre interior trim bits for $1500, as well as a carbon lip spoiler for another $1500.

We also had the 11-speaker audio upgrade (with neodymium magnets, don't you know) for $3800 and the 'Subzero Weather Package' (seat heaters, heated steering wheel, wiper blade defrosters and washer nozzle heaters) and on-board high-power charger (speeds up charging with the 'Tesla Wall Connector', $2300).

There was also 'Enhanced Autopilot' ($7600) and 'Full Self-Driving Capability' ($4600). The former is meant for highway running, and comes with four cameras (up from one) and 12 ultrasonic sensors around the car, as well as upgraded processing power to run it all.

The full self-driving is meant for around town. The idea is you punch in a destination, or speak to the computer or passive-aggressively stay silent, which triggers the car to check your calendar and take you to the address in the appointment. Part of the extra cost of that is yet more cameras (up to eight), more sensors, and more number-crunching power.

A 'Premium Upgrades' package adds the overkill of a 'Bioweapon Defense (sic) Mode' that knocks out 99.97 per cent of exhaust particulates and other contaminants.

We would love to tell you how all that worked, but being Tesla 'Hardware 2', it's not ready yet. While these features are being fleet-tested by 1000 cars in the US, your car will run it all in "shadow mode" for data and behaviour validation. One day you'll go to your car and a software update will be ready to download and install the functionality.

Unusually, you can retrofit both of these features for about $1500 more (each) than if you order them up-front. That's very cool and Tesla is probably the only car company in the world that will let you do it.

The 17.0-inch screen's software is regularly updated, like a mobile phone's. Also like a mobile is the sometimes less successful update, in this case the slightly bewildering and difficult-to-use music interface that is very keen for you to make a selection with voice commands, but not ones that go through your phone.

A 'Premium Upgrades' package adds the overkill of a 'Bioweapon Defense (sic) Mode' that knocks out 99.97 per cent of exhaust particulates and other contaminants, using two activated carbon air filters for other nasties like NO2 and hydrocarbon exhaust fumes.

LED turning lights and fog lights, real leather on the armrests, steering wheel and lower dashboard (if you also have leather seating), nappa leather and Alcantara on the dashboard, soft LED interior lighting, power tailgate and backlit door handles for $5300. Thankfully, the silly self-opening front doors in the Model X's pack aren't in this little lot.

Grand total? $297,792. On the road in, say, NSW... $313,013. Youch.

As before, the M240i employs a 3.0-litre direct-injection turbo-charged in-line six-cylinder petrol engine, making a heady 285kW of power at 6500rpm and 500Nm of torque between 1900rpm and 5000rpm.

A ZF-supplied eight-speed torque-converter automatic transmission is fitted (and, sadly, no manual is available), driving all four wheels via an AWD system with an M Sport-tuned differential.

The P100D ships with two electric motors fed by a huge battery pack which triples as the bulk of the chassis and a super-strong crash structure. It's also shared with the Model X SUV.

Combined power output is 568kW with more of it out the back rather than up front. Torque is quoted at 1000Nm, but it's likely more than that. Claimed 0-100km/h time is a mildly unbelievable 2.7 seconds, with a further two-tenths to be shaved off when you press and hold Ludicrous Mode and accept a warning that you'll wear the car out faster if you use it.

With 'Ludicrous Mode' comes not just software but a higher capacity fuse that allows more power to be drawn from the batteries for longer to provide the searing acceleration.

Rated as a Euro 6d-compliant vehicle, the M240i’s average combined fuel consumption figure is 8.0 litres per 100km, for a carbon dioxide emissions average of 185 grams/km.

With a 52-litre tank brimmed with premium unleaded petrol (98 RON minimum is recommended), that should result in about 650km between refills on average.

Over a mix of urban and highway driving, we managed 8.9L/100km, which is better than the pre-facelift version’s 9.6L/100km. That’s impressive stuff for a performance-orientated sports coupe.

Zippo. Obviously with the new rules for Tesla Superchargers, it's not as cheap to own and run a Tesla as it was before (from January 2017, all new orders don't get free juice after the first 400kWh), but if you charge it at home (and can get away with it), it'll probably be cheaper than using Tesla's chargers. If you look, there's a company offering $1 per day charging for electric cars.

If I'd charged the car to 100 percent rather than the 80 percent recommended by Tesla for most charges (past that mark, the charge rate drops and the software has to slow to a trickle, doling out the electrons to the different cells), I would have managed just over 400km on the charge.

The M240i xDrive’s specification reads like it’s straight out of BMW fan fiction.

Nestled within a shrunken 3 Series-derived 'CLAR' platform brandishing near-50:50 weight distribution, stuffed between beefed-up struts up front, is a strident in-line six, driving the rear or all four wheels via an M Sport differential and held up by a multi-link rear axle.

The promise here is an athletic driving machine on one hand and a cosseting grand tourer on the other, but whether the M240i can walk that fickle red line as effortlessly four years on… well, that’s what we’re here to find out. As we said earlier, sub-3.5s Teslas and the like have really messed with the bang-for-your-buck playbook since 2021.

Luckily, the reality only reiterates the 2 Series Coupe’s place in the sun. Rather than the anodyne (or artificial) whine of an electric motor, here instead is one of the greatest modern engines in the world, mated to arguably the best auto transmission ever in existence.

That’s a terrific start. And, once the button is pressed, the M240i’s performance bandwidth is deeply moving and immensely satisfying.

With a kerb weight of 1690kg, the M240i’s power to weight ratio is an impressive 168.6kW/tonne, helping it to scoot from standstill to 100km/h in 4.3 seconds, on the way to an electronically-limited top speed of 250km/h. Note that the M2 flagship is just 0.3s quicker to 100.

Pottering about town in its most benign ('Eco Pro') setting, the B58-hearted Bimmer slinks about gingerly, purring like a content tabby while skimming along over all sorts of urban roads like a luxury car costing a lot more should, taking everything in its stride. Given this is what driving is like for most people most of the time, the BMW nails it.

More throttle unleashes a surging snarl as the BMW’s speed steps up, with varying degrees of urgency according to the driver’s will and desire. Racing up through the gears, the German straight six feels like it has barely stirred; like things are just warming up.

In conjunction with Sport mode, here is where the M240i really starts to take off, leaping into action, engine roaring as speeds soar as if every road is a stretch of derestricted autobahn. The pace of this coupe is quite remarkable. Planted yet precise, the steering firms up as the chassis hunkers down, and you’re left in awe of how calm and composed the car constantly feels. Even in pouring rain.

As the roads start to snake and twist, the BMW glides through the chosen line with startling grip and confidence, without ever feeling nervous or twitchy in standard traction settings, regardless of surface or weather conditions. That’s the AWD doing its thing.

The M240i is all about nuance and control, whether you’re talking steering, handling, roadholding, braking or electronic intervention. It is refreshing to feel so connected to the driving experience so intimately.

As we said back in 2022, plonking for Sport Plus mode, with the stability and traction nannies neutered, is an easy street to big old oversteer spills and thrills, if so desired.

And then, you’re back in Eco Pro, crawling along in cocooned comfort and relying on the ADAS tech to waft you along, before being back in 'Individual' mode as the road ahead clears, with powertrain in 'Sport' but the suspension in 'Comfort'; just right for times when you just want to streak ahead of slower traffic without pummelling your spine. It’s all there for you. The M240i can do it all.

Inevitably, in Sport mode the ride’s firmness can be fatiguing on bad urban roads. Likewise, the tyre noise over coarse bitumen is tiring over longer drives. And it is all too easy to exceed the speed limit.

Earlier, we said we prefer this over the extroverted, track-focused M2, despite the latter’s astounding speed, thunderous soundtrack and tremendous dynamic capabilities, and that’s because of the M240i’s ability to deliver pleasure with everyday user-friendliness. Plus, the performance flagship is only 0.3s quicker to 100.

Maybe the latest base manual M2 might change our minds.

As it stands, on the move, the M240i is BMW in full flight, staying true to brand values but without frying your nerves or depleting your bank account too much. We love it and you should too.

The first time I drove a Model S, I enjoyed the acceleration and the silence of the electric motor (this was back in the Dark Ages when even the P90 only had one motor). And that has remained, with the air suspension providing a firm but comfortable ride despite the P100D's 21-inch rims and very low profile tyres. Electric motoring in any electric car is addictive.

Much progress has been made (yes, I'm getting to the acceleration, stay with me) in the way it drives. The earlier cars felt too computer gamey, with little feel through the wheel or the seat of your pants. The steering is better, especially in Sport mode, but not a lot gets through the air suspension, so it takes a while to build confidence in the chassis.

One passenger became quite emotional, almost crying. And not just because they were stuck in a car with me.

On the freeway (look, you can read ahead if you must) it's amazingly quiet, with just a bit of a rustling around the mirrors. Well, of course it's quiet, it's electric. For chassis and NVH (noise, vibration and harshness) squashers, not having the marvellous engine noise means much harder work to dull the other noises you just don't hear when there's an internal combustion engine.

And there's the acceleration. As the driver, you obviously know it's quick. Mash the throttle and the response is instant, the horizon closing in on you like you're attached by a very stretched and immensely strong bungee strap that's just been released. The way cars disappear in your rear vision mirror is hilarious.

It's more fun as a passenger, though. The Model X elicited whooping and laughing, but the P100D's extra 0.6s-worth of acceleration over the P90D, delivered with a truckload more G-force, equals silence. One woman said she was glad I'd caught her before dinner rather than after, before bursting forth with a range of expletives. One passenger became quite emotional, almost crying. And not just because they were stuck in a car with me.

The Model S comes with six airbags, ABS, stability and traction controls, three ISOFIX points, rollover sensors, emergency power disconnect. Additionally, when the software arrives, you'll have full AEB (ours was limited), self-driving and an ultra-clever active cruise that'll change lanes and overtake if the car you're following falls below your set speed.

The Model S scored five ANCAP stars, the maximum available, in April 2015 via the sharing arrangement with EuroNCAP.

BMW offers a five-year/unlimited kilometre warranty, matching all of its German rivals, as well as three years of roadside assistance.

As always, servicing frequency is condition-based, depending on how they’re driven, amongst other factors, with an indicator on the instrument panel to alert the driver/owner. That said, our advice is to always visit your BMW dealer annually or at every 10,000km, just to be certain.

Capped-price servicing is not offered.

However, the ‘BMW Service Inclusive Basic package’ is available at extra cost, covering scheduled servicing for five years/80,000km, as long as the scheme is subscribed to before the end of the first 12 months of first registration. A 2 Series should cost from $2380.

Tesla offers a four-year/80,000km warranty with a parallel eight year/unlimited kilometre warranty for the battery and drive units. Roadside assist applies for the four year warranty period.

Tesla offers two maintenance plans, three and four years in length. The three year plan costs $2100 and the four year $3175. Paying for the services individually over the same period will cost $2300 and $3425 respectively. That includes a wheel alignment (if needed), but it isn't particularly cheap when compared with 'normal' luxury cars.

Your first 400kW/h of recharging is free using Tesla's supercharger network, so that would be four full charges from empty (which you wouldn't do, obviously), or about 1600km worth. After that, it's 35c per kWh or $35 for a full charge.