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30 June 2017

When one wiener isn't enough

By Mitchell TulkMitchell Tulk
Is anyone else hungry for hot dogs? (image credit: mentalfloss.com)

The Wienerfleet is a growing family with the Wienermobile gaining another two brothers to help supply Americans with Oscar Meyer products.

To help celebrate the release of Oscar Meyer’s healthier sausages, the company has introduced four new Wienermobile just in time for the fourth of July.

So now Americans can celebrate Independence Day with slightly less nutritionally questionable hotdogs that can be brought to their door by the newest Wienermobiles. God bless America.

The WienerMini

Armour hot dogs! Oh wait wrong brand (image credit: digitaljournal.com) Armour hot dogs! Oh wait wrong brand (image credit: digitaljournal.com)

According Oscar Meyer, the WienerMini is designed for speed and agility, but honestly these appear to be the car’s weaknesses.

The Mini comes with enough space to carry 100 hotdogs and also features a removable roof (bun).

The WienerRover

Little wiener. (image credit autoguide.com) Little wiener. (image credit autoguide.com)

Practically an oversized remote control car, the WienerRover is the off-road machine in the fleet. Thunderbird 2, wiener version. Designed to get to those hard to reach places, like Mars.

The WienerCycle

Wiener on wheels. (image credit: Oscar Meyer) Wiener on wheels. (image credit: Oscar Meyer)

The WienerCycle is one of the two newest additions to the fleet.

Specialising in urban delivering, this scooter has a hotdog shaped sidecar that not only holds up to eight sausages but also acts as a warmer.

The WienerDrone

Lookout, it's a flying wiener! (image credit: htvapps.com) Lookout, it's a flying wiener! (image credit: htvapps.com)

Oscar Meyer has the ground covered, but what about the skies? Thanks to the second newest family member they have that under control too. 

Unfortunately, the WienerDrone can only transport one hotdog at a time. So while it may not be highly effective, it does provide a fun game to play. Try to catch the falling hotdog without it hitting the ground.

What do you think they should add to the Wienerfleet next? Let us know in the comments below.