This is probably a simple case of an automatic transmission doing what it’s designed to do. In order to keep the engine in its comfort zone (and making sufficient power and torque to haul the caravan at the speed you’ve chosen) the transmission will shift through its gears to achieve that happy balance.

Any time you encounter a hill or even a headwind (and it’s more so with a heavier caravan) the transmission will assess what speed you want to hold, and then (via changing gears) keep the engine at a speed that supplies the necessary performance. Even a hot day can cause a change in the shift patterns as the transmission aims to take the strain off the cooling system by giving the engine and easier time. Again, a big, heavy caravan will amplify this effect.

However, if the transmission is changing gears for no apparent reason, then you may need to have the calibration checked and perhaps even reprogrammed. Don’t forget, though, that a modern transmission is a pretty clever piece of gear that can even choose to shift down gears going downhill to take the strain of the vehicle’s brakes. Don’t confuse an active transmission with a dud one. And if you still think the behaviour is odd, then an electronic scan of the vehicle might provide more information.

Okay, here’s the bottom line: All engines use a little bit of oil. If they don’t there’s either something wrong with the oil pump, or the owner is kidding themselves and not checking the oil level correctly. Modern turbo-diesels also 'breathe' a little oil back through the engine as part of the emissions control system, and owners with an aftermarket catch-can system often find a bit of oil winds up in there instead of being burnt in the engine.

The question is how much is too much. I don’t think 700ml per 2000km is excessive and your dealer’s views will be based on the official figure from Isuzu. But in the real world, owners are reporting oil consumption of around a litre to 1.5 litres per 5000km. At which point, your engine is right on the money.

How you drive the vehicle and whether you tow a heavy load will also affect oil consumption, as will ambient temperature and the type of oil you use. It’s a fact that modern, lower-friction engines are designed to use a little oil in the name of saving fuel, and it’s something car owners need to get their head around. Keep an eye on that dipstick and you should be fine. Checking the oil on a regular basis will also tell you whether the engine’s drinking habits have changed; a much more valuable piece of knowledge to have.

This is an increasingly common complaint among car owners who are finding that modern driver safety aids such as autonomous emergency braking and lane-keeping assistance programs are too sensitive and don’t take into account the whole picture at the time. Examples include shrubs in a driveway causing the emergency braking to activate, and lane-keeping assistance trying to maintain a car in the centre of its lane despite a looming wide-load on a truck next to it.

I’m not sure what the solution is. But we can only hope that as cars get better and these programs more sophisticated, the errors won’t be as common. But while ever this tech relies on a computer and an algorithm, it will be doomed to (sometimes) fail. This is one of the reasons completely self-driving cars are not yet a reality on our roads; the tech is simply not foolproof yet.

Meantime, covering your car’s cameras with tape might put a stop to the false alarms, but it might also create new problems as the computer searches in vain for the camera’s input. And your concerns about insurance hassles are well founded, too. It’s not hard to imagine the owner of a car with disabled safety features being refused cover in the event of a crash.