With the release of Forza Motorsport 7 this October, why not show your Porsche pride with this controller?
While there isn't really that much of a difference between a basic Xbox controller and the GT2 RS special, besides some visual upgrades, alcantara grip inserts, and a $210.05 premium, it's all about the badge. Obviously.
But you probably knew that already, didn't you? But, what if a controller isn't enough - what if you're not a gamer?
Have no fear, the Porsche merchandise store is here!
Porsche Espresso Set, $67.23
That’s right, Porsche even makes pathetically tiny teacups. No need to deal with that stupid fine china anymore. You know the ones - those cups that sit next to the metal biscuit tin that, for some reason, holds sewing stuff in lieu of actual biscuits.
They’re dishwasher safe as well, and even rimmed with gold. Though that’s probably an optional extra.
Porsche Classic Cooler, $921.68
Seeing as you drive a Porsche, chances are life has treated you well. And because of that, you’re going to need a wine cooler. But not just any wine cooler – a Porsche wine cooler. Ladies love a man with an embossed wine cooler.
“Mmm…” she says, looking over at the crisp bottle of Champagne held in the Porsche chiller, “I like a man who has exquisite taste. Is the base made from real anodised aluminium - I’m so impressed. Take me now!” Not quite. Seeing as it looks like its been modeled off an air-cooled engine head, you'll probably just attract 911 tragics.
Porsche Cufflinks, $136.19
Plated with gold, these branded Porsche cufflinks are the perfect accessory to your favourite ball, dinner, or monthly sacking. While we honestly can’t help but wonder why you’d get Porsche cufflinks at such a formal event, the fact that they feature a genuine enamel badge is pretty impressive.
Porsche Paper Clips, $17.18
Chances are if you’re a Porsche enthusiast, you probably work in an office. And what’s a better way of telling your colleagues that you’re a keen enthusiast by subtly slipping them some documents held together with Porsche shaped paper clips. $17.18 (for a pack of 100) might not sound that much, but when you consider that $12.96 will get you 1100 paper clips at Officeworks, that's a markup of 1238%.
Porsche GT3 Cup shelf, $5323.50
Oh dear God. While the Porsche shop does say that this is an “original 911 GT3 Cup rear spoiler”, which is actually pretty cool, we can’t help wonder why someone would actually have this in their home. Or what type of home it would be in. Or who’d pay $5k+ for it. Or why we’re friends with them. In fact, we think it's time to leave.
*While the bookend is not included, you can purchase it separately for a handsome $291.30.
For more stupid Porsche gifts and merchandise, check out our previous list here.
What do you think of the Porsche GT2 RS controller? Is it pretty sweet or just another Porsche accessory? Tell us what you think in the comments below.
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