James May in top gear
By Paul Gover · 10 Feb 2011
James May is sharp, focussed, intelligent and full of dry wit. "Gooday Mate," he says to begin our exclusive Carsguide interview ahead of an Australian tour with Top Gear Live in March.
It's a predictable but welcome greeting from a bloke who delivers exactly what you expect after watching him for years alongside Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond. He's not opinionated or pompous, instead coating almost everything in a smooth layer of humour.
"It's extremely well developed, our sense of humour. Call you Bruce, yeah. It's worked for the last 50 years," he says.
"I actually spend quite a lot of money on clothes, but I still manage to get it wrong," he says. "I like it like that. Much as I admire you Australians for your rippling manhood, and all that."
So what about the outrageous hairstyles of the Top Gear presenters? "Hammond and I were watching some old shows last week and talking about that. I don't know if you have to have strange hair to be on it, or get strange hair from being on it. Jeremy? He's just grey pubes."
May might be known best as one of Clarkson's offsiders but he says it's nothing like a Batman-and-Robin superhero partnership.
"It's like being a sidekick to an appalling old queen," says May. "It's pretty much what you see. Television is not really real life, it's a bit exaggerated. Jeremy is extremely egotistical and makes a lot of noise, and I can't be bothered. I'm just quiet, I suppose, so it's broadly true."
May has a large collection of classic cars and motorcycles but has arrived for our telephone hook-up in something completely modern. "I came in the Porsche. It's a new 911 Carrera 2S. I'm driving to Devon afterwards. It's like you going to your next-door neighbour's for a barbecue," he says.
So, why a Porsche and why now when an all-new 911 is coming in 2012? "People said to me 'Oh, you've bought the old one' but I don't want to wait another year."
May also confesses that he paid heavily for the Porsche privilege "They don't do us any favours and I work for the BBC anyway so we're not allowed to take any. But I got some tasty extras and did a good deal on the part exchange with my old 911. It was obviously in immaculate condition, like all my cars."
Which brings us round to his London home, which had been described as a man cave with very little personality. "Everyone likes to pretend I'm old fashioned, but I'm not. My house is very clean.
"It's improved a bit in the last few years because Sarah (his girlfriend, a dance critic) has enough bits and pieces lying around. It's fairly civilised now. She just dances around while I play the piano."
May is already preparing for the world tour but worries that his new Triumph motorcycle will arrive the day after he leaves. "If you go to Australia, it's as far as I can be from home without going to the moon. I quite like that. I find that exciting. It is quite nice to go on the tour and have a laugh. Although the company is terrible."
May says he is not demanding anything outrageous, unlike rock bands and divas who expect special treatment when they're on tour. "I have my own tin of ginger beer and my own chair. I think it's just become a bit of competitiveness, to see who can have the most ridiculous rider. Like mine will be that we must have a Tetleys teabag hanging in full view at all times."
May knows he will be kept busy in Australia, but there are a couple of cars he would like to drive."I quite like the idea of driving a ute with a stupid big V8. Like the Maloo. There is a 1960s Falcon that looks like a big Cortina. I'd love to have a go in one of those. I'd like to cruise the Nullabor in one of those."
And he has some other activities on the list. "I'd quite like to go snorkeling. Presumably you have some pretty good snorkeling.
I've never held a koala. I'm quite soppy about small furry animals. Wildlife and fish are good. I wouldn't mind doing a bit of light aviation. I'd like to search for the Inland Sea and the bodies of Bourke and Wills."
May has his own aircraft, a Luscombe 8 monoplane from the USA, and suggests checking it on Google.
"But if you get to the bit on Google that says I'm descended from Armenians, I don't know where that came from. Actually, I quite like it because it is a bit exotic. I seem to be descended from West Country (British) peasantry"
Turning back to cars, May talks enthusiastically about jazzing around London in something small and fun like his Fiat Panda. "That's why I'm quite interested in small cars. The things that make supercar driving so exciting you can have around town, especially if it's been raining."
And finally, as our 15 minutes wind down, May talks a little about the future "Strictly speaking there are another two series of Top Gear after this one. We're transmitting 16 at the moment. I was being a little old- fashioned there, not saying broadcasting.
"I suppose it will go for as long as we can tolerate each other and are still alive. And that might not be until the end of the contract."James May has very firm opinions on the best and worst of world motoring in 2011. His top choice is fairly predictable but not for any predictable reasons.
"The Ferrari 458. It's spectacular," May says. "It's a bit of a boring choice. Perhaps I should say a small Citroen?
"I've got a 430 and the 458 is so much better it makes me angry. It's the connectivity and the immediacy. "My 430 is more gritty and granular but, in functionality, the 458 could possibly be the best car in the world."
And what about the worst? "The worst car in the world of all time is still probably the VW Beetle or a Triumph Mayflower. The Beetle is a very important car ... and fascinating, but I don't like them very much.
"The worst car I've driven that's currently in production? I'm going to go for the Hyundai Accent diesel. You are very lucky you don't get that one."James May and Jeremy Clarkson hit Brisbane from March 4-6 and Melbourne from 11-14 as part of Top Gear Live. The Prototype Tour is a worldwide event that re-creates many of the elements of the top rating television show, including spectacular stunts and banter between the presenters.
It will be the second time in Australia for Clarkson, who was joined by Richard Hammond on the first tour last year. The Top Gear visit to Melbourne has just been expanded with a motoring festival at the Melbourne Showgrounds, including a 1.5-kilometre track that will host a time trial involving more than 100 race and road cars.
The four-day motoring festival will also include a paddock full of car displays as well as the latest motoring gadgets and accessories.