BMW F 800 2006 Review
By Mark Hinchliffe · 17 Oct 2006
With a whole new generation of sharper, sportier bikes in its repertoire, BMW is shaking off its image as an old rider's bike company.And now comes the F 800, BMW's first parallel twin; an entry level sports-oriented bike.BMW Motorrad Australia national sales and marketing manager Cameron Cuthill suspects the main competition for the F 800 S half-faired bike will be the Ducati Monster while competitors to the F 800 ST fully faired sports tourer will be the likes of Honda's ageing VFR, Suzuki's SVs and maybe even old Yamaha TRX850s.He says they are not particularly targeting young 600cc supersports riders.Just as well, because the F 800 is not a firecracker supersports machine.Instead, on the Australasian launch last week in New Zealand, both versions of the new twin proved to be smooth and torquey, rather than raucously racy.They are refined and sophisticated machines that also have plenty of go and adequate handling.The S comes in solid red or yellow and the ST in metallic grey or blue. There are no race replica graphics here.Prices, which were released in the weeks before the launch, are strongly competitive.The S costs $14,500 (Ducati S2R $14,995) and the ST $15,000 (VFR $17,490, SV1000S $13,990)."We fought pretty hard to get good pricing on this," Cuthill says."The Germans now recognise that we are a very competitive market for bike prices."The S is a sportster-style bike with low screen, clip-on handlebars, steering damper, black wheels and a half fairing.It also has creature comforts such as heated handgrips and an on-board computer that gives all the usual details plus average and instantaneous fuel economy, ambient temperature and distance to empty.The ST adds a centre stand, higher screen, rear rack, silver wheels, bigger fairing and one-piece handlebar.Despite the introduction of the first parallel twin in a BMW bike, Cuthill draws more attention to the belt drive also used in the now-defunct F 650 CS (Scarver)."The belt drive is the key to this motorcycle," he says."It is quieter than a chain and has a longer life," he says, claiming it will last until 40,000km with a check and adjustment at the first 1000km service and then only a check every 10,000km service.A replacement belt will cost about $300 to fit or less if you do it yourself.Cuthill claims fitting the belt is easy as there are few parts that need to be dissembled to remove it.New marketing manager Miles Davis also points out that a belt is cleaner as there are no lubricants to fling off on to the wheels or your clothes.The belt also has covers all the way around it, so it would be highly unlikely that a stone could get in and ruin it.Don't worry about the belt handling the bike's power; Harley has been using belts for years and features belt drive in its powerful V-Rod.On the F 800, it delivers power with an instant surge, rather than a vicious snap, and together with the pure-shifting six gears that rarely need any clutch to engage, it makes for an enjoyably smooth experience.However, there is a drawback: It is impossible to change the gear ratios.The other big feature is, of course, the fuel-injected parallel twin.It is similar in design to the Rotax in the F 650 range with its 30 degree angle, but it has two cylinders side by side firing alternately, instead of a single cylinder.It features a third conrod on the crankshaft which is fixed at one end to offer a counter balance to the two cylinders moving in unison.This is what makes the twin run smoothly rather than lumpy like most parallel twins and it is a lighter option than most other counter-balance solutions.At idle there is hardly any vibration and the mirrors are still.As you wind on revs, the engine tingles, rather than vibrates and the mirrors are hardly affected.However, after a long day's riding, you will feel the tingle in your backside and hands.Its rev limit is 9000rpm, so it's no Supersport screamer, although it does have a rorty induction roar.Despite the tingle in your hands and bum, it is more of a relaxed tourer with a sporty bent.Another sign that BMW intend this for sporting use is the use of sports-oriented 180mm, 55 profile rubber such as Continental Contisport Attack and Dunlop Battlax.Three cheers for BMW: The brakes are non-servo. They are hydraulic and work well with good feel and strong bite. Non-switchable ABS is also offered as an option at $1250.I found the ABS worked a treat, especially on the many road works we rode through. Plus it tends to keep the rear from hopping out under hard braking on entering a corner.Like the F 650, the fuel tank is under the seat for a lower centre of gravity and easier filling without having to take off a tank bag.The bikes tended to wallow in the tight and bumpy corners of the launch ride around the Firth of Thames and the beautiful hills of the Coromandel Peninsula, south-east of Auckland.However, after a couple of turns on the hand-adjustable and easy to reach preload and rebound damping, it handled much more predictably.Up front there is no adjustment, but the conventional forks worked well and accounted for my 75kg weight quite well. Heavier people may need to seek out heavier fork oil.Turn-in is a little slow, but on the other hand, the bikes hold their line beautifully and can be readjusted mid-corner without drama.As usual, BMW offers a comprehensive range of accessories such as satellite navigation, panniers that expand to whatever size you need and white indicators.If you want one, order now, because BMW has sold out of all its orders already and the bike is likely to join its other models on the four-month waiting list."We have more customers than motorcycles," Cuthill says.FAST FACTSEngine: fuel-injected, liquid-cooled, 4-valve 30degree parallel twinBore x stroke: 82 x 75.6mmCompression: 12:1Power: 62.5 @ 8000rpmTorque: 86Nm @ 5800rpmTransmission: 6-speed, belt driveBrakes: 320mm dual discs and 4-piston caliper (front), single 265mm, single piston caliper (rear), ABS optionalSeat height: 820mm (790mm no-cost low-seat option)Dry weight: 182kg (S) 187kg (ST)Tyres: 120/70 ZR 17 (front), 180/55 ZR 17 (rear)Fuel: ULP, 16L tank, 5.5L/100km (tested on launch)Emissions: Euro 3Colours: solid red or yellow (S), metallic blue or silver (ST)Price: $14,500 (S), $15,000 (ST)