Not the panic button

Wouldn’t you love a quick-fix solution to those dull days?

Press this button and untainted drama ensures. Mundane Monday could be filled with power sliding vehicles, police responses, gun battles and throw in a semi-nude woman riding a motorbike for good measure.

We won’t spoil the surprise but mayhem soon ensues on the sleepy street. The Carsguide team are in awe of this idea. Someone please make it mandatory daily occurrence. Quickly.