Neiman Marcus a fantasy gift book

But the Neiman Marcus Fantasy Gift Book is no ordinary catalogue. Every year the upmarket American store assembles a list of the most exclusive gifts that money, and quite a lot of it, can buy.

Tradition holds that each list includes a car, usually a limited edition produced only for the gift book.

In case you’re still stumped for what to get that hard-to-buy-for person, this year’s custom wheels are the hand-polished 19” forged alloys at each corner of the 2008 Lexus IS-F Special Build.

Powered by a 5.0-litre V8 that will get you to 100km/h in 4.9 seconds, the Lexus features the world’s first eight-speed direct shift gearbox, obsidian black paint, perforated black leather upholstery with white stitching, white leather accents on the special steering wheel, Mark Levinson state-of-the-art CD/DVD surround sound audio system, a thorough serving of limited edition badges, accessories and fripperies.

All that for a mere US$68,000, which at the current exchange rate is not a bad deal. But you’ll have to be fast. Only 50 have been built, and there’s probably already a long queue of ridiculously over-indulged and under-fed blonde heiresses waiting to snap them up.

In previous years, Neiman Marcus cars sold out quickly. The 100 $85,000 Cadillac XLRs in the 2003 catalogue were gone in just 14 minutes, although the 30 $125,000 Maserati Quattroporte from the 2004 list took three hours, perhaps patriotism made the Caddy more attractive than the Italian job. After all, Italy was a bit churlish in not sending its troops to help chase Saddam around the desert.

But if you’ve missed out on the car, fret not. The list has other delights, and there’s bound to be something to suit everybody, if everybody has a five or six-figure spare change stash.

Just $35,000 will see a 30-metre dragon topiary created in your garden from 15 indigenous plants, complete with blown-glass eyes and gold-leafed horns, claws, teeth, and fins.

Get the latest bling tone with the Vertu Signature phone in 18ct rose gold set with seven carats of pink and white diamonds and featuring a speed-dial 24-hour global concierge service. Made to order for $73,000.

If size matters to you, check out the 305 uncut diamond necklace. Edition of one. And it’s among the largest natural diamonds ever unearthed. A master jeweller will design and craft the stone into a necklace for you, but if you’ve forked over the $1,000,000 starter price for the rock itself you can probably have them build it into anything you command. The world’s biggest knuckle duster perhaps.

Or you could have them swap it for the stone set into the gearstick of the $1,400,000 Gem Triton 1000 submarine; although that means it will no longer match the underwater joyrider’s gem-set keyring.

But if you’d rather be upwardly mobile than sink into the depths, Neiman Marcus is offering the $80,000 Papalotzin Ultralight used by conservationist Vico Guiterez in his documentary; following the migration of the endangered monarch butterfly from Canada to Mexico. For $80,000 you get the machine, plus the chance to repeat the journey with the butterflies next year.

If you’re looking for a more personal gift, New York artist Vik Muniz will paint your portrait in chocolate sauce for $110,000, and frame it suitably for presentation to your sweet-toothed lover.

Chocolate sauce not quite cultural enough for you? Then you’re probably looking at this year’s price topper; a performance by the world-famous Kirov Orchestra for you and 499 of your close friends. With uber-maestro Valery Gergiev at the helm and the fiery Lola Astonova punishing a Steinway Concert Grand, the 10-piece orchestra will present the Nutcracker Suite, Tchaikovsky’s Piano Concerto and another Tchaikovsky piece of your choice. The bill is a a paltry $1,590,000; but you get to keep the autographed piano.