If you had a million...
By Stuart Innes · 18 Dec 2010
... for your private garage. Something to contemplate after Christmas lunch as you snooze in the armchair with hands resting on a content tummy full of Christmas pud.
But we've made a head-start for you.
A quick poll of Carsguide writers across Australia on what each would chose for their $1 million garage shows Santa is well poised to start his trip from the North Pole. Because he'll need to drop into England, Germany (especially Germany) and Italy on his way to Australia.
Almost all of the Carsguide writers polled want at least one vehicle from Germany. Only one wants a car from Italy but several have put Ducati motorbikes on their wish list.
The vehicles don't have to be brand new, so most have taken advantage of Santa allowing them to have classics in cars and motorbikes (in the rules, this is known as the Santa clause).
Perhaps unsurprisingly, performance cars feature well on the "I wanna buy" lists. But there are some unusuals, such as a 600cc Citroen Dyane, Indian Chief motorbike and 1960s Mini.
Carsguide writers were invited to give a few comments on why particular vehicles are in their selections.
Stuart Martin: I've gone for a restored early 1960s E-Type 4.2 Jaguar roadster, to me the E-Type was the best looking car ever. My modern supercar is an Aston Martin DB9; it's quick, it looks brilliant and I can pretend to be James Bond. But a Porsche would be needed for reliable, hard driving day after day and the Cayman S will be fast enough, thanks.
A Land Rover Disco4 with the 3.0V6 diesel would be for Bush driving and taking to the beach at Goolwa. A ute is handy in the garage for practical load carrying and the Holden SV6 Ute also is a pretty good runabout. A Mazda MX-5 has the handling that allows big-grin driving through the Hills without losing your licence for speeding and it's an open-top car.
The `sensible" sedan will be a Mercedes-Benz E350 CDI, safe, runs on diesel and a great tourer. Finally a 1960s Mini Cooper S simply because as a kid I desperately wanted one.
Neil Dowling starts with a "delightfully balanced" Audi TTS and a Porsche Carrera S "to keep the heart fluttering" and having a sound that raises the hairs on your back. A Volkswagen Polo GTI is essential and cheap as chips.
A Citroen Dyane representing a stage in motoring evolution and a Jaguar XJ Supersport for the missus. An Ariel Atom for track days and a Range Rover Sport TDV6 to tow it there and for dirt road and family wagon work.
Then three motorbikes a Ducati 450 Desmo (1972) having no accoutrements to wreck the spirit of motorcycling, a Ducati 1000 Sport looking perfect in yellow, and a MZ 250GS ISDT enduro needing guts and determination to ride.
Mark Hinchliffe will send most of his Santa cheque to triple Eight Race Engineering.: he wants a V8 Supercar just like the TeamVodafone racers. It would be only for track days, of course, but he notes that the Ferraris, Lamborghinis and Aston Martins of the world can not be driven to anyway near their full potential on public roads; and they provoke road rage.
His road car would be a VW Passat R36 for its wolf in sheep's clothing approach to motoring. His others would be motorbikes: A BMW F800 Anniversary GS for adventures, a Harley-Davidson Screamin' Eagle Road King for touring and a Triumph Bonneville T100 Sixty SE for commuting and the weekend trip in the mountains.
It adds to only $656,000 so he'll have the remainder to spend on spares for the V8 Supercar.
Craig Duff kicks off with a Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG to pick up the kids from school in style and a Porsche 911 Turbo, "every boy's childhood fantasy - it just needs the accompanying blonde and my mid-life crisis is complete."
He than adds an HSV Grange or an FPV GT-E as local talent that can embarrass the Europeans, a BMW S10000 RR bike for its fun and safety technology and finally a Mazda BT-50 ute allowing trips to the tip that have never looked this good.
Karla Pincott is quick to choose classic Mercedes-Benz sportsters, a 450SLC and a 300SL plus a mint condition Indian Chief bike. Then she asks can she have the change from the one mill.
Paul Pottinger is a man who knows what he wants without second thought: 23 Volkswagen Golf GTI cars or 19 of the even-faster R version. "Well, why not?" he argues. "The Golf GTI is pound for pound one of the world's best cars and surely the best allrounder under $100,000.
It would be unconscionable to pass up the chance to own a life-time's supply. Nothing else does so much so well."
Ged Bulmer wants the sole Ferrari in the group, a 599 GTB, "one of the all-time supercar gods" and simply the greatest car he's ever driven. He wants a muscle car, and he's a true-blue Aussie,so goes for a Valiant Charger RT E49, in hemi-orange. A Falcon XR6 Turbo would do duty as the ute.
A Range-Rover TDV8 has proper offroad credentials and will do for family holiday runs. His motorbike would be a Ducati 916 Senna edition, a dramatically styled road race machine. And for a nimble quick thing he wants a low-kilometre Tommi Makinen edition Mitsubishi Lancer Evo VI turbo.
Now, Santa, about that cheque. . .
Stuart Innes
Jaguar 4.2 E-Type 1964 roadster $150,000 Aston Martin DB9 $369,000 Porsche Cayman S $153,000 Mercedes-Benz E350 CDI $134,000 Land Rover Disco4 3.0D $82,000 Mazda MX-5 $44,000 Holden SV6 Ute $40,000 1964 Morris Mini Cooper S $24,000
Neil Dowling
Audi TTS $98,000 Porsche Carrera S $255,000 Volkswagen Polo GTI $30,000 Citroen Dyane $10,000 Jaguar XJ Supersport $360,000 Ariel Atom $110,000 Range Rover Sport TDV6 $100,000 Ducati 450 Desmo 1972 $15,000 Ducati 1000 Sport $12,000 MZ250 GS ISDT (1980s) $10,000
Mark Hinchliffe
V8 Supercar $500,000 Volkswagen Passat R36 $64,000 BMW F 800 30th Ann. GS $20,000 Harley-Davidson Scream' Eagle Road King $57,000 Triumph Bonneville 100 Sixty SE $15,000
Craig Duff
Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG $386,000 Porsche 911 Turbo $370,000 BMW S1000 RR $27,000 HSV Grange/FPV GT-E $90,000 Mazda MT-50 $46,000
Paul Pottinger
23 Volkswagen Golf GTIs at $43,000 or 19 VW Golf Rs at $53,000
Ged Bulmer
Ferrari 599 GTB $677,000 1972 Valiant RT E49 Charger $150,000 Falcon XR6 Turbo Ute $42,000 Range Rover TDV8 $121,000 Tommi Makinen Edition Mitsubishi Lancer Evo VI, 2001 $25,000 Ducati 916 Senna 1996 $13,000