Stunt driver for a day
By Jonah Wigley · 17 Jul 2007
Don't forget to check out the "Stunt Driver Experience" video at the end of the story, and let us know what you think.Crunching down the gravel driveway at Sandown Racecourse, I noticed that I had arrived early enough to watch the morning stunt group screeching through the last few minutes of their session. I parked the hire car and perched myself on the guard rail for a closer view of the action. In five minutes I saw cars spinning out of control and one up on two wheels. They’re not really going to make me do that are they??Soon, the other participants in my group began to arrive, and we chatted awkwardly at speed - the way you do when you are scared but putting on a brave face.As the morning session wound down, we meandered across to a small hut where we were introduced formally to the group members and the two instructors. One of them, the instantly likeable owner of Driver Dynamics, Kevin Flynn, gave us a short background of his company before ushering us into part of the racetrack grandstand for some tea and bickies, and a more detailed description of the day.The softly spoken and cool Flynn described the stunts we were going to perform, together with some safety instructions, and then handed out sheets of paper with a wry smile. “Now you can have a read of this or I can sum it up for you in one sentence. If you crash, burn and die today, it’s your fault, not ours.” His tongue in cheek comment was received with a nervous chuckle and sideways glances. It was a worryingly short prep session. We were in and out of the classroom in minutes. I got the impression that Flynn and his crew strongly believe that actions speak louder than words.Multiple 360 degree spins With gawky helmets at the ready, we stepped out onto the track to have a crack at what we came here for. First, the multiple 360 degree spins on a special ‘Split Surface’ System (a length of thick wet vinyl).To give us an idea of what to expect, the instructors take us through the first run. We only do this once, so I make sure I listen hard. Then it’s straight into the drivers’ seat for my turn. The first time is the hardest. At the top of the run I stop and gaze down the track. With heart in mouth I release the clutch and ease into first, then second, and third. “Hold at sixty. Concentrate on your speed.” Flynn instructs firmly. With seconds to go before hitting the vinyl surface he yells “clutch!..”, then as the tyres hit the mat, “…now brake!” And with that I stomp on the brake like I’m trying to plunge it through the floor and keep the steering wheel straight. It’s out of my hands from that point as the car spins out of control and the G force lurches me into a screeching spin. With a jolt I’m facing back where I started. From then on, the adrenalin is pumping, my endorphins are raging and with a loud “wooohooo!” and more than my fair share of expletives, I get straight back up to my mark for a second, third and forth go.The instructors seem to get a genuine kick out of my excitement. They are calm, patient and generally great fun.Box park The second stunt is the box park - a neat handbrake turn into a parking spot. It’s amazing how easy the professionals make something quite fiddly look so easy. Everyone has their turn and improves with each try.Ramp to ramp jump Now for the ramp to ramp jump. I had been secretly hoping that one of the ramps was faulty, or that the rain would somehow deem the jump too dangerous and it would be called off. Alas, it was not to be. Fortunately, Flynn recognised the fear. “Ok this is where everyone goes quiet” he jokes. He takes everyone for a test jump then makes his way back to the group for the real thing. “And now this is where the instructors go quiet” he sighs with a hint of sincerity. I chuckled inwardly and stepped forward to get it out of the way. Flynn gets a bit more serious for this one, as a constant speed heading up to the ramp is critical. I head down the straight keeping a keen eye on the speedo. Everything else is blanked out as my tyres meet the ramp. Up we go! There is a brief feeling of weightlessness before I have had time to think, and I meet the other ramp with seamless ease before gliding back down to the track. It’s hard to believe how easy it is – almost like driving over a mount of soft dirt - and I relish the opportunity to do it again and again.Two wheels Finally, we get a taste of what it’s like to drive up on two wheels, just like in the movies! The instructors drive for this one as it takes around two years to get it right. Driver Dynamics is the only group in the world to offer this experience to the public. I have to say, it ain’t that comfortable and when you crash back down to four wheels, it proves to be one jarring experience. But it’s great fun none-the-less and I’ll never forget it.At the end of the day, certificates are given out as proof to the world that we are now fully fledged (well, kind of) stunt drivers The no-nonsense approach that Driver Dynamics holds is refreshing and lets you get stuck in to the exciting, hands-on aspects of the course, with minimal theory. Kevin Flynn and his team are consummate professionals, giving you peace of mind, allowing you to relax and enjoy the day.I got back into my hire car exhausted, exhilarated and proud. All my fear had melted away within minutes of the first stunt, and all I could think about was how I could wangle another trip down south to be a stuntman, just one more time. Driver Dynamics "Stunt Driver Experince" Cost: Melbourne Only $335.00 AUD per driver including GST. Sydney only $435 per person.Telephone: 1300 652 693http://www.driverdynamics.com.au/