Spicing up a sporty ride
By Rebekah Devlin · 05 Mar 2006
While being Posh Spice affords you the luxury of being snotty to everyone while wearing all the best labels, being Baby Spice means everyone fusses over you. Sporty Spice is the pick of the bunch.The image of a sports star is undeniably sexy - think the toned, tanned looks of Maria Sharapova or Shane Crawford.The same theory applies for motor vehicles. You'd always want to be a sports car if you were a car – why would you opt to be a family wagon or worse a people mover? The sports car is glam, fun, risque – it's the marines, surgery, the hottest of the careers. I've always considered myself a bit of a Sporty Spice.I'm a sports nut – will sit and watch hours of it on the telly. I even play a bit. But, sadly, I'm not quite as good I'd like to be.Thankfully, the Mazda3 doesn't have any such problems living up to its sports title.With gorgeous leather-trimmed seats, racy red and blue (go Demons) interior display and a cute little backside, she is just like the Russian tennis sensation – but without the grunting. She goes very fast and, as they say in commercials, handles like a dream.In fact, it has just about every add-on you could wish for, radio controls on the steering wheel, chrome touches and funky styling.The need for speed is a calling card of a sports car, but this little lady certainly doesn't like the lower speeds. The speedo starts its measurements at the equivalent of 6 o'clock, where many cars start around 8 o'clock.Maybe it was just a freak thing because of my height, the way I sit (I really must develop better posture) or the shape of the steering wheel – yes, I know it's round. – but I seriously couldn't see how fast I was going below about 40km/h.Thankfully, I didn't hit too many school zones or roadworks. That aside, the real fun began when I almost became mechanic Spice.Coming out of a concert late one night, I discovered my sports star had an injury – a decided lean to the right. It'd pulled a hamstring (code for picking up a puncture).My father had the good sense when I got my driver's licence to teach me how to change a tyre: "You never know when you'll need to do it," he warned. He was right.Sadly, though, no amount of muscle power was getting the wheel off. When it had been constructed, the wheel had basically glued itself to the axle, meaning that despite three of us pulling, we still could not get the wheel off (and yes we did remove the nuts; don't assume I'm a use less woman). Eventually admitting defeat, we lowered the car and as if out of spite, off the tyre came.Quickly replacing it with the Lego-land-style spare, I headed home, then straight to the dealership the next morning.While sports stars can be high-maintenance, I'm sure this one usually isn't; I just didn't treat her right.So if you're as good at sport as Pom Phil Tufnell is at fielding, your answer may well lie in a sports car.And then you can finally respond to the Spice Girls' smash hit, Tell me what you want, what you really, really want.LOVE IT LEAVE ITMazda 3 SP23Price: $32,080LOVE ITCute little backside (again, let's not mention Serena Williams) and the red dash display, we all know red goes faster.LEAVE ITThe crazy speedo, why start so low, I couldn't see what speed I was doing below 40km/h.