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Can ur car txt?

  • By Karla Pincott
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    Wit 'Parrot Asteroid' u don’t hav2 lash ot on a nu car jst 2 gt coNectd.

w@, yr car jst gets u frm plce 2 plce? hw old-skl S dat!

Modrn cars r getN so coNectd, they’re Bcuming virtual cmputAs on wheels.

See plain English version here.

High-end euro. br&s OFr www as part of d Coms systems on upmarket modls. n d US, Chevrolet’s Cruze ltz drvrs ^d8 their Facebook n lisN 2 their nws feed, yl Ford’s Sync sys trns d car N2 a mob wi-fi hotspot.

D nu teknoloG S set 2 surge thru aussie car showrooms, 2. bt now u don’t hav2 lash ot on a nu car jst 2 gt coNectd. /:-) tech co. Parrot hs unveiled d 1st after-market audio sys pwrd by Google's Android oper8in sys, Asteroid.

Frm l8 oct you’ll B abL 2 rip yr factry sys outa d dash n av it replacd W d Parrot Asteroid ($399 + installation), n you’ll B coNectd 2 d wrld – +2 a range of apps tailored 4t sys, includN 1s that’ll let u 2 read n compose Emsgs or txt msgs by voiC.

D Asteroid sys uses d 3G broadband netwrk, acessn it itha thru a USB modem or Ny compatible smartphone. Displaying on a 3.2-in colour screen, d Asteroid includs GPS, a maps svC W ‘points of interest’, speed camRA warnings, wx 4casts, mor thN 50,000 www radio stations, n muzc playa conXN.

No CD playa, it sEmz, bt doze silver discs r a bit outdated 2. don8 yr colecton 2 yr granny.

 

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  • Settle down Karla. Don’t get too worked up about it all.

    Someone Posted on 11 September 2011 4:59pm
  • Hi all,

    @Harry, yes thanks for pointing out the txt version was a joke, and there is a very large link to the plain English version.

    @sapphire, yes we did Google text talk. I couldn’t have tried to make this up without severe brain damage.

    @Yaharn, no we didn’t use an Apple iPhone in the photo, but then this is about Google’s Android system. But you’re probably right… the Apple fans won’t like it.

    @Nick B: yes we love the English language too!

    Karla Pincott of Carsguide Posted on 09 September 2011 9:59am
  • Wow.  Somebody is not working the journalists at News.com.au hard enough.

    James of Melbourne Posted on 08 September 2011 6:30pm
  • Just in case nobody has noticed ... At the beginning of the article there is a link to see the plain english version of the same ...

    Harry of Melbourne Posted on 08 September 2011 2:51pm
  • Bahahaha - bad move people - You SOOO GOOGLED TEXT TALK!

    sapphire Posted on 08 September 2011 1:01pm
  • WTF. This is truly the worst article ever. I joined just so I could say that. LOL.
    There is a reason why the English language has been around for so long. IT WORKS! For F**k’s Sake!

    Nick B of Canberra Posted on 08 September 2011 12:21pm
  • Awful. Just awful. Sorry Karla, but this is beyond bad.

    MacAttack of Adelaide Posted on 08 September 2011 11:30am
  • I wasn’t able to get past the fact that an iPhone wasn’t used in the photo… What’s with that? Apple fanbois wont be impressed…

    Yaharn Posted on 08 September 2011 11:17am
  • Stopped reading after I realised the try-hard text talk wouldn’t stop, who approved publishing this?

    confused consumer of Aus Posted on 08 September 2011 11:17am
  • I spent so long trying to read the words that I don’t remember reading the actual article. I hate it.

    Tyler Posted on 08 September 2011 7:31am
  • What the #!ck is that? I could not understand anything.

    crap as Posted on 08 September 2011 12:11am
  • Worst article ever.

    not impressed Posted on 07 September 2011 5:27pm
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